Sunday, March 15, 2009

Nuno Abdul e o caso do celular roubado – uma estória “real”


Isto já é jornal de ontem mas q se lixe. Estava eu o outro dia a ver o programa atracções da Miramar (o programa televisivo com maior audiência?) e Fred ‘tava a falar dum e-mail q anda aí a circular, em q alguém se qeixa de ter lhe sido roubado o telefone celular pelo ex-concorrente do Fama Show, Nuno Abdul. Ha!
O acusado foi então, convidado a comparecer aos estúdios da Miramar p’ra contar sua versão da estória. E assim aconteceu. No início achei a acusação absurda até Nuno começar a relatar o desenrolar da coisa. Nuno esteve com a vítima, sim. Nuno usou o celular da vítima, sim. O celular da vítima sumiu, sim.

Até aqi tudo normal, até porqe Abdul devolveu o telefone assim q terminou de fazer a chamada a partir do telefone da vítima. Mas acontece q p’ra enfatizar q não precisaria de roubar p’ra estar comunicável, sacou dos bolsos quatro celulares, q lhes foram, segundo ele, oferecidos pela mãe, p’ra usar no seu dia-a-dia. Uau! Ah é? E mais ainda, admitiu ser um filhinho da mamã e se precisasse de um quinto cel, era só pedir mamã. Q fofinho!...
E foi aqi q comecei a considerar a possibilidade de a acusação ter alguma razão de ser, ou seja, Nuno “Lentes-de-Contacto” Abdul pode ter realmente roubado aqele celular.

Ora vejamos: p’ra começar, não faz muito sentido p’ra mim q alguem q use quatro celulares chegue à não ter crédito p’ra fazer uma chamada. Além do mais, qem realmente p’cisa de 4 celulares? Conheço dealers de verdade e os gajos usam no máximo dois! N. Abdul é dependente, então p’ra qê tudo isso? Q eu saiba, criminosos, esses sim, precisam de tantos telelés assim, por exigência da actividade de q se ocupam.
Por outro lado, é sabido q mininos mimados podem ou não ter problemas comportamentais impulsivos como a cleptomania, quando mais crescidos. Quantas vezes não ouvimos falar de distúrbios causados por filhos de dirigentes ou de famílias agastadas, alguns deles chegando até a enveredar pelo caminho do crime? ‘Tão à ver né? Não, estou a afirmar q é o caso, só ‘tô a dizer...


Mas sabem q mais? Esta estória toda pode ter sido inventada pelo próprio Nuno Abdul, p’ra ter seu nome na boca do mundo e conseguir algum tempo de antena: o seu álbum está quase pronto...

12 comments:

Ice Blackstyle "O Negro" said...

"Se tem tantos telemoveis pk nao tem crdto p ligar?"...he he nunca tinha pensado nisso. sais-te bem pra cherlock holmes, mano canino. mas e melhor k o puto peca pra mamaezinha lhe arranjar um nro de contrato, assim nao incomoda...ou venda alguns teleles pra arranjar crdto...
fodass, aki entre nos, no lgar dele eu preferia ter um cel d verdade no lugar dakeles meskinhos k andou ai a exibir. kero dizer, prefiro um caviar a 50 carapaus.
akele abraco

Kanino said...

Pois é, mano. tudo q ele tinha qdizer era "não roubei porcaria de celular nenhum, não pciso disso.." e pronto. mas não, o gaj' vai a tv pra dizer "sou filhinho da mamã..."

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